Best Steven Carpenter Audiobooks
Steven Carpenter has built a career in the pulpier corners of genre fiction, and that's meant mastering tonal whiplash — from the dry comic absurdism of Drew Hayes's Fred, the Vampire Accountant to the hard-edged grit of William W. Johnstone's western novels. His voice has a lived-in quality, slightly world-weary, that works perfectly for narrators who've seen too much and aren't especially impressed by it. That deadpan register is his superpower in comedic urban fantasy like The Frost-Haired Vixen, where the jokes land better for not being oversold. He also pulls his weight in ensemble productions — his contribution to Peter V. Brett's The Core fits seamlessly into a crowded cast. Listeners who gravitate toward fast-paced, unpretentious genre fiction — pulp westerns, smart-aleck urban fantasy, retro sci-fi comedy — will find Carpenter a reliable and genuinely entertaining guide.
Where to Start with Steven Carpenter
- New to Steven Carpenter? Start here → Hellboy and The BPRD: The Goddess of Manhattan (Hellboy)
- What fans keep coming back to → Bloody Acquisitions : Fred, the Vampire Accountant 3 (Fred, the Vampire Accountant)
- Short listen, big payoff → Devil's Badland (The Loner)
- Highest rated by listeners → Ghost of a Smile
Best Steven Carpenter Audiobooks
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Bloody Acquisitions : Fred, the Vampire Accountant 3 (Fred, the Vampire Accountant)
Fred, the Vampire Accountant • Book 3
by Drew Hayes
Narrated by full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C. Harris, Danny Gavigan
★ 4.27 ABR Score (7.0K ratings)★ 4.34 Goodreads (6.8K) ★ 4.88 Audible (194)8h 7m listening time • Released 2021 - 2
Devil's Badland (The Loner)
The Loner • Book 2
Narrated by full cast, Terence Aselford, Eric Messner, Elizabeth Jernigan, Kimberly Gilbert, Dan Stevens, Michael Glenn, Ren Kasey, Yasmin Tuazon, Steven Carpenter, Thomas Keegan, Joe Brack
★ 3.93 ABR Score (598 ratings)★ 4.36 Goodreads (573) ★ 4.84 Audible (25)5h 26m listening time • Released 2020A full-cast dramatization that transforms a revenge western into something closer to a radio play—the ensemble cast makes every confrontation crackle with tension you won't get from a single narrator.
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Triumph of the Mountain Man
Mountain Man • Book 18
Narrated by full cast, Mort Shelby, James Lewis, Christopher Scheeren, Dan Stevens, Steven Carpenter, Tony Nam, David Coyne, Terence Aselford, Michael Glenn, Yasmin Tuazon, Dylan Lynch
★ 3.78 ABR Score (17 ratings)★ 4.94 Audible (17)5h 45m listening time • Released 2020The full cast dramatization brings genuine tension to this frontier showdown, with each narrator anchoring their character so distinctly you forget you're listening to a book instead of a radio drama.
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The Core (Part 1 of 4)
The Demon Cycle [Dramatized Adaptation] #5, Part 1 • Book 5
by Peter V. Brett, Dylan Lynch, Eva Wilhelm, Nora Achrati, Johann Dettweiler, Michael Glenn, Drew Kopas, Alyssa Wilmoth, Nanette Savard, Yasmin Tuazon, Steven Carpenter, Ken Jackson, Colleen Delany, Michael John Casey, Kimberly Gilbert, Thomas Penny
Narrated by Dylan Lynch, Eva Wilhelm, Nora Achrati, Johann Dettweiler, Michael Glenn, Drew Kopas, Alyssa Wilmoth, Nanette Savard, Yasmin Tuazon, Steven Carpenter, Ken Jackson
★ 3.77 ABR Score (46 ratings)★ 4.22 Goodreads (32) ★ 4.93 Audible (14)5h 37m listening time • Released 2020 - 5
Hellboy and The BPRD: The Goddess of Manhattan (Hellboy)
by Christopher Golden, Thomas E. Sniegoski
Narrated by Tim Carlin, Rob McFadyen, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Eric Messner, Lydia Kraniotis, Ken Yatta Rogers, Michael John Casey, Amanda Forstrom, Marni Penning, Full Cast, Steven Carpenter
★ 3.75 ABR Score (85 ratings)★ 3.73 Goodreads (66) ★ 4.37 Audible (19)5h 42m listening time • Released 2024 - 6
The Magic of Recluce (1 of 2) : The Saga of Recluce, Book 1, Part 1
Saga of Recluce • Book 1
by L.E. Modesitt Jr.
Narrated by full cast, Bradley Smith, Andy Brownstein, Carolyn Kashner, Amanda Forstrom, Chris Genebach, Ken Jackson, Richard Rohan, Peter Holdway, Nora Achrati, Steven Carpenter, Michael Glenn
★ 3.74 ABR Score (34 ratings)★ 3.94 Goodreads (16) ★ 4.61 Audible (18)6h 57m listening time • Released 2020 - 7
Ghost of a Smile
Ghost Finders • Book 2
Narrated by full cast, Nanette Savard, Matthew Keenan, Scott McCormick, Colleen Delany, Kimberly Gilbert, Ken Jackson, Doug Brown, Nora Achrati, Thomas Keegan, Steven Carpenter, Bradley Smith
★ 3.72 ABR Score (1.7K ratings)★ 3.67 Goodreads (1.6K) ★ 4.76 Audible (25)5h 57m listening time • Released 2020 - 8
The Frost-Haired Vixen
Nuclear Bombshell • Book 4
by John Zakour
Narrated by Richard Rohan, David Coyne, Yasmin Tuazon, Steven Carpenter, Alyssa Wilmoth, Sherry Berg, Danny Gavigan, Elizabeth Jernigan, Casie Platt, Nora Achrati, Lily Beacon, Michael Glenn, Colleen Delany, Ken Jackson, full cast
★ 3.69 ABR Score (355 ratings)★ 3.81 Goodreads (337) ★ 4.5 Audible (18)5h 44m listening time • Released 2020 - 9
The Peach Blonde Bomber (Nuclear Bombshell)
Nuclear Bombshell #0.5
by John Zakour, Steven Carpenter, David Coyne, Bradley Smith, Nora Achrati, Richard Rohan, Lawrence Ganem
Narrated by Richard Rohan, David Coyne, Nora Achrati, Bradley Smith, Steven Carpenter
★ 3.63 ABR Score (121 ratings)★ 3.47 Goodreads (105) ★ 4.25 Audible (16)1h 1m listening time • Released 2020 - 10
Dry Gulch Ambush
Duff MacCallister Western • Book 3
Narrated by full cast, Mort Shelby, Bradley Smith, Michael Glenn, Steven Carpenter, Nora Achrati, Tim Getman, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Scheeren, Colleen Delany, Eric Messner, Danny Gavigan
★ 3.62 ABR Score (20 ratings)★ 4 Goodreads (1) ★ 4.74 Audible (19)4h 55m listening time • Released 2020